STOCKING STUFFERS MEME

[asimovsfire]

TIS THE SEASON TO BE GIVING!

Don't celebrate Christmas? Don't actually have any feet? That's okay! There's a stocking for you anyway.

Just start a thread for your character (with an optional description of their stocking if you want) and others stop by to leave gifts for them!

That's all there is to it.

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Tavros Nitram | Homestuck

[amia_bull]

[Tavros sure hopes he'll wake up from his dreams of sugar plum tinkerbulls to find something in his 12th perigee's eve FESTIVE HOLIDAY BOOTIE! That would be so great. So so so great!]

[mirthful]

[Gamzee has left a gift of a large bottle of chocolate flavored Faygo. Because it matches, you see.

He's also tied a sprig of mistletoe around it, because no one's told him that you only get kisses out of it when it's being stood under.]

[amia_bull]

[yESSS, jACKPOT,]

[Tavros knows that there is probably ONLY ONE PERSON he knows who could even find chocolate Faygo, and that guy is one of his BEST FRIENDS and FAVORITE PEOPLE, so he is going to just, go over here, and pester him, yES,]

hEYYYY, gAMZEE, i THINK I HAVE JUST BEEN GIVEN SOMETHING, aND THAT SOMETHING IS AMAZING, aND COULD ONLY BE GIVEN, bY A RADICALLY COOL DUDE,
pOSSIBLY THE COOLEST DUDE I KNOW, tHAT DUDE BEING YOU, }:D
sO, i WANTED TO PASS ON MY THANK YOUS, fOR THE FAYGO, aND ALSO FOR THIS PLANT THAT YOU HAVE ATTACHED TO IT,

wHAT IS THE PLANT, bY THE WAY,

[... Look, he's never had anyone to kiss under the mistletoe, ok? Except maybe Tinkerbull, but Tinkerbull got hugs and kisses all the time, anyway. NO JUDGING.]

[mirthful]

that's being mistletoe, my good bro.
IT'S FOR GETTING OUR MOTHERFUCKIN MAKE-OUTS WITH.
makes you all wanna lay one on me, right?
GETS YOU FEELING THOSE MOTHERFUCKIN CHRISTMAS VIBES?

[amia_bull]

tHAT IS A THING, tHAT I DID NOT KNOW ABOUT, aT ALL,
hUH,


i GUESS, iF THIS IS A FESTIVE HOLIDAY THING, tHAT, yOU DID NOT JUST MAKE UP OR SOMETHING, i WOULD BE, uH, oKAY WITH MAYBE LAYING A KISS ON YOU, fOR THE MISTLETOE, aND ALSO THE FAYGO, wHICH IS REALLY TASTY, bY THE WAY,

[mirthful]

hahaha shiiiit.
KNEW THAT WOULD WORK FOR A MOTHERFUCKER.
i'll get a wait on by my own stocking.
YOU COME ON AND BE THE GIFT WHAT GOES ON IN IT.

[amia_bull]

oKAY, i WILL BE RIGHT OVER, }:)

[And then Tavros came right on over to Gamzee's stocking, smiling at him kind of nervously. He's not sure about makeouts, but a kiss is okay, right?]

Hey there, bro, I am here now, and, my kisses are ready, if you are ready for them, ehe.

[mirthful]

[That's good. Because Gamzee will be taking advantage of your offer and going right for the mouth.

Sloppy make-outs whether you want them or not.]

[amia_bull]

[Whoa, those makeouts are definitely a thing that started happening!]

[Tavros squeaks and flails and is made out with right on the mouth. Oh nooo how did this happen HOW DID HE NOT SEE THIS COMING...]

[He paps at Gamzee's shoulders protestingly. }:( ]

[mirthful]

[Gamzee pulls away with a slight frown.]

Am I doin' a bad job, brother?

[amia_bull]

[er]

[uh]

I, uh, can't really say anything about that, since, I think that was my second kiss, ever, but, when I came over here, I meant to, uh, give you a kiss, that was less like that, and more, kind of, maybe,

[wow this is going nowhere fast]

[Nervous but determined, Tavros holds on to Gamzee's shirt and kisses him gently on the mouth!] [It is not at all demanding or attacking or unexpected, and he lets go and breaks the kiss after a moment.]

[mirthful]

Aw. Guess that's kinda all motherfuckin' sweet of a bro.

[If not as sloppy as he prefers. At least Tavros had initiated it.]

Sob, my computer's going in for repairs, so I'll be slow to tag back after this. /but loves this omg

[amia_bull]

[Yessss, he is the kissmaster, it is him,]

[In fact, that is a much nicer kind of kissing for him than the really, uh, aggressive kisses he's had before, and he is shyly grinning at Gamzee. Kissing can be nice? Who knew!]

You, uh... you think so, bro? I didn't do it wrong or anything?

[mirthful]

Nah, bro. There ain't all bein' no way you could motherfuckin' mess up that shit. Not where I'm all concerned, anyway.

[They'll work their way back up to sloppy kisses later.

maybe.]

[amia_bull]

[Oh, wow, Gamzee, you are totally great for his confidence,]

Wow, that is really awesome to hear, that, I cannot mess that up, at least with you, but, maybe I should, I don't know, at least practice, maybe?

[He grins wider, and more certainly, and tries it again.]

[mirthful]

[Tavros is really not making restraint easy, but this is nice in a way. Gamzee just manages not to try and force some tongue action in.

Then he reaches over to fluff Tavros's hair.]

There you go, Tavbro. Gettin' all smooth up in this bitch.

[amia_bull]

[Yes, smooth like glass, that is him, Tavros is the best at everything!]

[He is completely beaming at all the compliments and encouragement he's getting, and is going to giggle happily and grin widely and just be so happy and confident!] [Gamzee, keep telling him how well he is doing, and also maybe keep touching his hair, please. You're making him so happy with both...]

Yes, I am so smooth, heeheehee. I might even be the smoothest?

[mirthful]

Smooth all like a Faygo float, bro.

And I could motherfuckin' be lickin' you up like one.

[To demonstrate, he runs his tongue over his top row of sharp teeth.]

[amia_bull]

... Uhhh.

[Wow, the floor is, heh, really interesting, isn't it? He's just going to, uh, look at it now, and turn very brown. Yes. That sounds like a plan.]

[mirthful]

[...Now what?]

Bro?

[amia_bull]

[This is so awkward.]

[Tavros looks up at Gamzee, nervously, and twiddles his thumbs, and tries to say something.]

I-- Gamzee, you're, um, really great. You know that? You are, uh, my favorite person, that I have ever known, ever, and-- and you're, uh, pretty much the only person I think I've enjoyed the thought of maybe kissing kind of often.

... But, uh, it's still, uh, really uncomfortable, when you say things, like that, if you know what I mean?

[hOW DO YOU RELATIONSHIP???]

[mirthful]

[Blink. Nope. He doesn't quite get it, but he nods anyway.]

Yeah, aight.

If you don't like me coming the motherfuck on to you as I done there, then I'll back it up a few steps.

[amia_bull]

[Wow, that was actually kind of... easy! Getting Gamzee to respect his boundaries! This has never happened to him before!]

[Gamzee, you now have Tavros grinning at you in happy relief, and reaching out and carefully curling one hand in your shirt as he kisses you on the cheek. Good Gamzee best bro.]

Thank you!

[ <3? ]

[mirthful]

[Well shit. The little kisses are cute too. He supposes he can deal for a while.

He'll get you to see the real miracles eventually, Tavbro.]

Heh. Right on.

[amia_bull]

[Tavros... thinks he's okay with that eventuality, with Gamzee. Because Gamzee is awesome and he likes him a lot even with-- no, not "even with", but because of his quirks and weird things and all the things that make Tavros glad to have him as a friend.]

[Tavros also thinks Gamzee would probably be okay with maybe holding hands? Tavros would like to hold hands, if Gamzee is okay with it, but it's okay if Gamzee isn't, he can just pull away when Tavros tries to hold his hand if he's not cool with this.]

[(tavros he is trying to get into your pants you are probably not going to scandalize him with hand-holding)]

[mirthful]

[Sure, he can do the hand-holding thing.

He thinks it's a little silly, but he'll do it.]

Shit, let's get ourselves some eats, bro. Get all into this holiday goodness.

[amia_bull]

Yes, that, heehee, sounds like a good idea, I am definitely kind of hungry. [He grins some more and squeezes Gamzee's hand, lightly, and asks,] What kind of food were you thinking of, bro? Besides, you know, probably tasty, and good, which I am sure any food we get would be.

[mirthful]

I dunno. Bettin' there's some festive shit around just for the motherfuckin' occasion.

Whee, holidays! @_@ /laaate

[amia_bull]

Yes, I think, you are betting on the right thing, and that there is definitely food around, of festive nature, that we should go find, and eat, immediately.

Together.

[Together with Gamzee. That just sounds like... so much fun.]

[mirthful]

Now you're talkin', bro. Now you've got where it's at.

[He ruffles Tav's hair again before grabbing his hand and pulling him in that direction.]

[amia_bull]

[Tavros follows his best friend, happy and confident that this will be awesome. Yeah!]

Feferi Peixes || Homestuck || Open~

[cullscuttlefish]

[mirthful]

[Gamzee has no idea what to get her.

In her stocking, she'll find a few shells that he's painted and strung on a necklace. They each have little smiley faces on them.]

[cullscuttlefish]

Awww! This is so cute! [And she puts it on right away.]

And I put something in your stocking, too.

[Inside there are a set of little clown dolls. Together the set forms a rainbow.]

[mirthful]

Shiiiiit. Look at those adorable motherfuckers.

[He gives them all a little squeeze for now. Later he may set them up in the creepiest locations possible.]

my computer is about to go in for repairs but HERE HAVE A TAG ANYWAY

[amia_bull]

[Tavros sneaks over carefully, and stuffs a little stuffed toy cuttlefish into Feferi's stocking, with a mental thanks to Kanaya for being so awesome and talented at making things.]

[The cuttlefish is bright pink, by the way. With gold markings. It's a little cuttleyou, Fef!]

OH MY GOD THIS IS ADORABLE

[cullscuttlefish]

[Cue Feferi squealing. That is adorable.]

Oh my cod, I love it!

[And inside his stocking? There is a little doll of him. With wings like Rufio's.]

oh my god yesssss

[amia_bull]

[oh god]

[he is going to keep this forever. YES.]

Thank you so much, Feferi, I really love mine, too, it is the best thing, pretty much ever!